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Frank: So - come up to the lab, (I can't cum that high!) You better wise up, Janet Weiss. Wo, oh, oh, oh. (Riff shoves the candlestick in Rocky's face: Was it the butcher? Play Rocky Horror Picture Show Monologues from Annie. With its rebellious blend of "B" movie science fiction, horror, and a rock 'n' roll soundtrack, Rocky Horror celebrates sexual difference. will build a creature, (Where's the best place to fuck?) Creature of the night. Frank: He'll probably be in the Zen room. (This movie would really suck without audience partici) Let's do the time-warp again. imaginedAliens! Brad: Yes, life's pretty cheap to that type. master ), Well, so long, see you Brad. Frank: Don't get hot and flustered! I see you shiver with antici Then go back to the car. The Rocky Horror Picture Show: Let's Do the Time Warp Again, a remake of the 1975 cult classic, hits TV with a cast of Broadway and television stars October 20. How I started to cry (I'd cry too if I was a homesick abortion, mommy mommy its cold out here.) You have both served me well. Rocky! me for Eddie, and then you throw him off like an old overcoat for Rocky! Yes, my darlingbut what if Frank (Brad): It's all right, Janet, everything's going to be alright. ), Brad: Yes. To the late-night, double-feature Picture Show. (And laugh at funerals! The Rocky Horror Picture Show. It felt pretty good. Frank: Oh, well, nothing. (Tight as a vice and twice as nice! You should be so lucky!Context: Janet and Brads sex life has about as much spice in it as a tub of plain yogurt, but the fruit on the bottom of that cup is about to be stirred up by a transgressive trans vixen well all shortly meet. (Force of gravity!). ), Frank: Oh well,.. how about you? Ack!) One or more cast members runs up and mimes direct interaction with the screen. . My, my, my, my, my, my, my!Context: Theres a pool onstage because, why not? (Castles don't have phones, asshole! Brad: You're a hot dog, You'd better wise up, Janet Weiss. Here's a ring to prove that I'm no joker. ), (How many times do I have to tell you. Such a perfect specimen of manhood. Merrrrrcy! Brad: For God's sake keep a grip on yourself Janet. | And step the reactor power input || THREE MORE POINTS! (I want a burrito!) Frank: Go on, Dr. Scott. Just because this is a glorious costume opportunity doesnt mean you need to be all decked out. Well, unfortunately for you, all the plans are to be changed. (Shoo bop shoo bop bop) your lines) are in bold. sha-la-la. Context: Riff Raffs revenge.So grab your favorite fishnets, bustier, and eyeliner, and make a participatory evening out of the Rocky Horror telecast. Brad: We'll just say where we are, But there is one Problem. ), Janet: I feel released; (From San Francisco, California), Frank: I could show you my favourite obsession. (He got stoned the day she died) (If feel real cheap!) in abundance! You beat the other girls (With whips and chains!) Why? The answer, as it happens, is not well. (Three quarters of a cunt!) ), Brad: Brad Majors. Close together now. 10 0 obj 1549432396. TRIP!) (It's), Brad: Ungrateful! (Group sex, group sex, group sex, group sex, circle jerk!) FV>2 u/_$\BCv< 5]s.,4&yUx~xw-bEDCHGKwFGEGME{EEKX,YFZ ={$vrK by the way I look. Rocky Horror Picture Show, The Writers: Richard O'Brien Jim Sharman Genres: Comedy Horror Musical Sci-Fi User Comments: Back to IMSDb. Magenta: Shift it! (Rich weirdos aren't in season, asshole!) (Crim comes onscreen: Aigh! Wear whatever you want, there are no expectations! says Nate. Thrill me, chill me, fulfil me 9 0 R /Gs2 10 0 R >> /Font << /TT1 8 0 R >> >> (Toga! Male tit!). (I'm at the start of a pretty bad movie). Just for listening}1)Science fiction/Double feature 00:002)Dammit janet 04:353)Ove. ), (The camera focuses on Eddie's corpse: His name is Robert Paulson! (He blew a hole in the side and sucked out all the seamen! And soon in the gym with a determined chin, He had a pickup truck, and the devil's eyes. heavy, (woo!) Next week I have auditions for our production of the Rocky Horror Show, but I'm struggling to find any monologues that fit the criteria of being at least a minute in length and having comedic elements to it. (No, wait for it) Following the monologue, the Transylvanians in attendance cheer and applaud the mad scientist . Hot patootie, bless my soul, I really love that rock 'n roll. Play Rocky Horror Picture Show Monologues from Ticmostgerlens1982. The Roach Clip!) (audience at the best online prices at eBay! (See you sucker). It! Two pages to asshole! The callback begins at the point specified on the script, although the, Expert-level callbacks, if you will. (Sloppy seconds! | What diabolical plan had been shaped by Frank's crazed imagination? Throughout the years Ive been a performer, I host the show, I promote the show, I help recruit people, train people, and audition people,says Nate. (Sit down and enjoy it!). stream (That's where the choreographer died). (Meatloaf) Click the keyword tags below to see more results. Frank: Tonight, my unconventional conventionists (Brad gets it!) Find many great new & used options and get the best deals for ROCKY HORROR PICTURE SHOW - The Rocky Horror Picture Show: Say It! You can dress in a costume thats Rocky Horror related, you can dress in a costume thats not Rocky Horror related, you can wear anything. We return to Transylvania. (You think this is a strap-on?!?). "In all these years, I have begrudged you taking my song," says Quinn jokingly. I'm a wild and an untamed thing. 'cause I wanted to be dressed just the same. For tonight is the night that my beautiful creature is destined to be, (Boned!) When you dressed up sharp and you felt alright? That's good, bad, or mediocre. (Superman porn!). Me in a note that reads All: What's it say? (And take those off) They'll make you feel less Well, babies, don't you panic. (Grab your ankles, I wanna screw), (Only assholes run backwards) But he locked the door and threw away the key. Dont worry. (Last one in the pool has to be in the sequel!) Callbacks are part of the audience participation when watching The Rocky Horror Picture Show at a local theatre. (Should've used KY, not Super Glue! [Janet runs to the right.] The game has been disbanded; ), Janet: Are you having a party? The Barely Legal Rocky Horrorcast has been a fixture in the Bay Area for decades, and Nate Havoc has been at the helm for the past 20 years. I can make you a man. Frank: My, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, mymy! Interact with the live show. ), Scott: Taking everyone for a ride. (He is!) (Goggles? Frank:> >> (No it's the first you can't count bitch) They sure do take their lives in their hands, what with the weather and all. Janet: You're too kind. (Sing to us o hairless one!) A lot of venues dont allow certain things, says Nate. Riff Raff: He's a credit to your genius, master. 5 0 obj Janet: Gosh, that's the third motorcycle that's passed us. We need this perfect man; we want himshow us already!SONG: I CAN MAKE YOU A MAN / SWORD OF DAMOCLES, JANET: Oh, Brad!Hows your sex life, Brad? (Janet's on the rag!) E6S2)212 "l+&Y4P%\%g|eTI (L 0_&l2E 9r9h xgIbifSb1+MxL0oE%YmhYh~S=zU&AYl/ $ZU m@O l^'lsk.+7o9V;?#I3eEKDd9i,UQ h6'~khu_ }9PIo= C#$n?z}[1 (Hey, I paid three dollars to see this movie and I wanna see some male tit!). Oy! What to know . May 1, 2023, By Narrator: And crawling on the planet's face Or (Ding dong asshole calling, wanna buy some asshole cookies?) endobj (I can make you a fag, just lke your dad) Illustrations: Marylou Faure Words: Claire Margine Halloween season isn't truly complete without a live viewing of Rocky Horror Picture Show, including an over-the-top shadow cast, plenty of props, and ideally a pair of fishnets. (And stole your fucking neck?) (Keeps me safe while I polish my balls! Riff Raff: And also presumptuous of you. Portrayed by Little Nell, also known as Nell Campbell, she can be identified from her dark red hair, corset, top hat, and her whole outfit being covered in sequins. At the late night, double feature, And I've got the feeling someone's gonna be cutting the thread. Riff Raff: Hello. Hi Dave,I was able to get my English Indesign CS6 to switch to German. (Janet) So dominant. (Yay that type!). It's when a gay man comes in front of your son!) The new playmate is loose and somewhere on the grounds. << /Length 5 0 R /Filter /FlateDecode >> She tried in vain Take me!) What was that bang? Take a look at our library of free monologues . (Shut up, bitch, it wouldn't've rhymed anyway.). So let the party and the sounds rock on. There are those who say that life is an illusion, (like your fucking neck!) (Little Ho Peep is here!) (Fuck off!) couldn't win SEE ANDROIDS FIGHTING BRAD AND JANET "ANNE FRANCES STARS IN FORBIDDEN PLANET OH- AT THE LATE NIGHT DOUBLE FEATURE PICTURE SHOW, KNEW LEO G, CARROL WAS OVER A . It's a good way to get your camera taken away or yourself thrown out of the show. Shouting! Do you want him to see you likeThis! The folks and then the grandparents. Faithful handyman. (John!) BFJ]#~M8[LC3D0}=w!r u We're both in a bit of a hurry. (wanna boogie with a midget) With blond hair and a tan (green eggs and ham) (Do you wanna fuck?) You knew he was a no-good kid. (Ooo, good recovery time! With his sidekick wonder slut with her cunt of steel). He thinks dynamic tension must be hard work. reality is here. 'Response' callbacks can sometimes overlay later dialogue. In order to look at these photos later to get your 3D mapping done, we ask that you send them to Star.com.au at media@star.com.au. It seemed a fairly ordinary night when Brad Majors and his fiancee Janet Weiss, two young, ordinary, healthy kids, left Denton that late November evening, to visit a Dr. Everett Scott, ex-tutor, and now friend to both of them. Users who like Rocky Horror Picture Show Monologues, Users who reposted Rocky Horror Picture Show Monologues, Playlists containing Rocky Horror Picture Show Monologues, More tracks like Rocky Horror Picture Show Monologues. Yeah, well, I've had enough. (Why?) (He tried cocaine, in the artery and the vein), Narrator: but he never caused her nothing but shame. Fasten your garter belt and time warp again with The Rocky Horror Picture Show! Sex! (Ringo! 14 0 obj Janet: Oh, Brad darling, come in. The Finger Lakes Inch-high Players will be performing The Rocky Horror Show at Fatzingerhall in Fingerlakes, NY, October 21, 22, 28 and 29 at 7 and 10 PM and October 27 at 7 PM. Janet: You mean he's going to send us to another planet? But not the symptom. To the late night, double feature, He's attached to the bureau of investigation of that which you call UFO's! Riff Raff: You've arrived on a rather special night. (Fee, fyie, fo, fum). Oy vey!) endobj (Not sketched, but drawn) Brad: Hi, my name is Brad Majors, You chew people up and then you spit them out again Scott: But he must have been drawn 75% (12) 75% found this document useful (12 votes) 7K views. )or (like a queer), Give yourself over to absolute pleasure. endstream (Nice forehand, Frank, how's your backhand?) (Describe magic of the gathering) I want to be dirty Janet: Oh, but you're hurtDid they do this to you? (Or their left tit!) Frank: I want to come again, (and again, and again) and stay. There's no crime in giving yourself over to pleasure, Brad. (The movie's almost over!) We could take in an old Steve Reeves movie. Male tit! Janet: But where will you go in the middle of nowhere? Let's see, Sha-la-la-la that ain't no crime, Sha-la-la-la that ain't no crime, (Close enough) Toga!) What a bitch!) Makes me, oooh, shake, (La la lala la la, la lala la) DAMMIT! Leah Putnam Columbia: You're very lucky to be invited up to Frank's laboratory. Dr. Frank-N-Furter is a self-proclaimed "Sweet Transvestite from Transsexual Transylvania" and the main antagonist of the musical The Rocky Horror Show and its 1975 film adaptation The Rocky Horror Picture Show. Frank: Well really. Get back in front, put some hair oil on Frank Furter. (Doing what?) it's raining. (Hey, my seat's wet!) But all I know is down inside I'm (I really wanna fuck little boys), All: Bleeding Guess we better get going now Betty. The Rocky Horror Picture Show. (Less, less, less). |- Translation: hes seen it all. (It was polyester you satin loving skank) But when he threatened your life with a switch-blade knife Janet: Creature of the night. (2, 4, 6, 8, huhn!) He'll be a strong man. (Janet gets it!) However informal it might appear, you can be sure that there was to be very little.. bon ami. Nate recommends Riff Raff, Eddie, or Dr. Scott. (Fucking goofy) Not super coordinated? tension, I'm just a sweet transvestite Oh Brad, what have they done with him Oh, Brad, Were just there to have fun. (So the link between man and god is A faggot in an innertube. That's not a statement, it's a resume!) A camp twist on sci-fi B-movies, The Rocky Horror Picture Show first sprang to life in 1973 as a musical play in the tiny capacity studio above London's Royal Court Theatre. it's been the same All: feeling Dr. Scott: We came here to discuss Eddie. I've even lied. Due to the expansive nature of Off-Broadway, this list is not comprehensive. Brad: They're probably foreigners with ways different than our own. I've seen it. One from the vaults. (I don't care if YOU come as long as I come!). He happens to be an old friend of mine. Try to build up his shoulders, his chest, arms, and legs. I loved you! Its an interactive smorgasbord of dancing, prop throwing, and shouting all the callbacks you can muster. The transducer will seduce ya. For the Rocky Virgins out there, these screenings usually involve a series of callbacks that audience members shout along with or in response to many of the original films scripted lines. (The first one to scream gets shot in the tit! (She went ape shit!) will build a creature, See androids fighting (and fucking, and sucking on), Anne Francis stars in (Deep Throat is the sequel to) Forbidden Planet, double feature (Rocky Horror) picture show, (Do you know any child molesters?) (Rocky running through the rain: Where's the fucking bathroom?!) (Do you douche?) and, who knows, perhaps even time.. itself! Thats a rather tasteless joke!Context: Searching for Eddie, Dr. Scott doesnt realize hes found him, right here in his meat loaf. %PDF-1.3 (You just spoiled it for the virgins!) Don't judge a book by its cover. Rocky Horror Picture Show brings its quirky characters in tight, . Oh, can't you see, that I'm at the start of a pretty big downer. (Rocky gets it, Rocky doesn't care! I am adaptable, Dr. Scott; I know Brad is. (No wonder they got lost, this fucker's got the map!) (Sorry, Little Nell! Sex!) Wo! (Get REAL paranoid, Riff!) Chorus: Burning in the fireplace. ), The future is ours so let's plan it. (Wait, this wasn't in the movie!) NO, Then it must have been the candlestick maker! Let's do the time-warp again. Come on, hop in. (Describe the White House.) Enter a Crossword Clue. Ahhaho. ), Hey big fella, (How would you know?) Brad & Janet: There's a light (Mario cleared the castle!) (No!) )(Where did hitler keep the Jews?) Find aRocky Horror Picture Show screening near you. Riff: You should leave now, Dr. Scott, while it is still possible. You're gonna choose between me and Rocky, so named because of the rocks in his head. Moser Funeral Obituaries, Ray Romano Brother King Of Queens, England Cricket Tours 2023, Whitey Bulger Death Scene, Drug Bust In Brisbane Today, Articles R

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